I want a sugar mommy (not the Patience Ozokwor-type, the older-than-me-by-maximum of 10 years-MILF-types). Not for the immoral reasons that come to your mind; a perfectly logical, rational, and justified reason. I will educate you shortly.
I want to wake up in the morning to a text message of someone clearly and un-shyly declaring love and desire for you. A message that brings all the blood to my cheeks and rushes down to my loins.
I want to get out of bed and meet breakfast - my favourite meal that I didn’t have to beg for. Somebody that I can nag to (yes, I like nagging just as much as a girl) and she nods and offers few, meaningful replies.
I want someone older than me that actually has some experience and will give me inspiration and ideas, not the one to distract me from my own thinking.
I want someone to surprise me. A surprise trip to somewhere fun; and no, it doesn’t have to be a shopping trip. Someone who can actually give ideas and not one that will dictate places and offers unwanted and highly subjective opinions.
Who will take me out and let me actually offer to pay (well, pretend to want to pay), and let our argument be why I wanted to pay not why I didn’t allow her eat as she wanted or take away food.
“Let me drive” is what I want to hear. Nobody offers to be allowed to drive in my place. All the girls I know sit down like they own the ride and sleep. Let it be my pleasure to drive and not my punishment.
Someone to make me feel like Robin, instead of Batman.
I want someone who will have freaking sex when she wants (trust, I’ll be ready) not me begging for kiss (from my own girlfriend oh). Someone always willing to try something new - okay, I know not all sugar mummies will be willing.
I want someone that doesn’t care about how much I earn, how much I want to spend, how much I have left; just someone that lets my money be my money. And someone who actually cares about me being comfortable.
Instead, I’ve got a girlfriend whose idea of romance is me doing houseboy work (me cooking and bringing breakfast for you in bed all the time -wetin?!), a girlfriend who wants my debit card PIN and freedom to hold my debit cards (I’m not sure she even owns a bank account), a girlfriend that would rather me be a eunuch than be myself which is a raging stallion, full of blood and passion, and one that would drop me the minute I say I need her help.
So there, I hope I have convinced and not confused you about the importance of a sugar mommy.
Thank you.
By Asiwaju Kehinde (30 Days, 30 Voices)
Source: ynaija.com
I want someone older than me that actually has some experience and will give me inspiration and ideas, not the one to distract me from my own thinking.
I want someone to surprise me. A surprise trip to somewhere fun; and no, it doesn’t have to be a shopping trip. Someone who can actually give ideas and not one that will dictate places and offers unwanted and highly subjective opinions.
Who will take me out and let me actually offer to pay (well, pretend to want to pay), and let our argument be why I wanted to pay not why I didn’t allow her eat as she wanted or take away food.
“Let me drive” is what I want to hear. Nobody offers to be allowed to drive in my place. All the girls I know sit down like they own the ride and sleep. Let it be my pleasure to drive and not my punishment.
Someone to make me feel like Robin, instead of Batman.
I want someone who will have freaking sex when she wants (trust, I’ll be ready) not me begging for kiss (from my own girlfriend oh). Someone always willing to try something new - okay, I know not all sugar mummies will be willing.
I want someone that doesn’t care about how much I earn, how much I want to spend, how much I have left; just someone that lets my money be my money. And someone who actually cares about me being comfortable.
Instead, I’ve got a girlfriend whose idea of romance is me doing houseboy work (me cooking and bringing breakfast for you in bed all the time -wetin?!), a girlfriend who wants my debit card PIN and freedom to hold my debit cards (I’m not sure she even owns a bank account), a girlfriend that would rather me be a eunuch than be myself which is a raging stallion, full of blood and passion, and one that would drop me the minute I say I need her help.
So there, I hope I have convinced and not confused you about the importance of a sugar mommy.
Thank you.
By Asiwaju Kehinde (30 Days, 30 Voices)
Source: ynaija.com
But will u marry the sugar mummy?
ReplyDeleteAbi u just need the freaking sex and from her that small girls wont give u and later u run away to those small girls???.... Ms K
You guys always complain about single ladies but when u see a girl that is decent u will play her, sleep with her and walk away.
ReplyDeleteOmolara
LADIES OF NOWADAYS ARE 'AGARACHA' SO DONT BE SUPRISED IF YOUNG MEN ARE LEAVING THEM TO CHASE MATURED WOMEN!
ReplyDeletemtchewwwwwwwww u no well sick dey ur brain, selfish nonsense human animal like u, if anyone know dis guy dey should vulunteer to take him to yaba left......lol
ReplyDeleteyeah i agree they are better if matured
ReplyDeleteI am very intersting 4 me get one if possible bcos i want 2 know how d game is. This is Gsm no 08174989309 any sugar mum that is inresting she can me. Im 40 years old hausa by tribe from katsina state.
ReplyDeletefool!!!
DeleteNo worry na... sugar mummy wey go need your sperm for ritual go soon contact you.
DeleteLol buddy, your a punk, your girlfriend has punked you and messed with your head.
ReplyDeleteYour relationship with a woman is defined by your first impression, first reaction and first moves.
If you started off pinning and catering for your girlfriends every whim, ofcourse she will use you like a doormat, spend your money and leave you.
You and most women may find this hard to believe, but real women actually prefer real men, a man who will take charge and be in authority. Because they looked up to thair fathers and recognise him as a symbol of authority, they look for a man like him.
Not a little punk who will jump when a woman says jump. Besides what makes you think a sugar mummy will be ideal for you.... soon, she will want something back for her monies, she will ask you to wash her panties, etcetc.....
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH
dat niga i guess is verry musch sick up head...if u realy need a bitter mumy then i guess u go 4ur gran ma.................is me 4ma mr president OBJ..........clara na how u seeam
ReplyDeleteI THINK THIS IS 99 PERCENT TRUE,apart from the fact that the sugar mummy would want to cage you all the time..it is nice to have more matured lady for a friend,both for love affair,care,sex and every other thing needed in a relationaship..i think me too would want such a beautiful caring lady for a true love affair..because littles gurls of nowadays are always upto one mischivious plan or the other..they are always acting immatured and unproctected..
ReplyDeleteplease any beautiful matured lady thats wants a true relationship,of course she should be well to do and above all loving and caring cos thats what i need in a woman not just her fortune..not ready for marriage please but i promise to give all my love,acre and affection to her contact me if [email protected] or [email protected] ...please contacts should be from cross river state,abuja,and portharcourt thanks..
and please i think the idea of refering to this ladies as sugar mummy.they are normal ladies who deserve loving and affection like every other woman..peace out
FOOL!!!
DeleteI can't stop laughin guy u are sick ooo sugar mummy ke GOD4bid ibraheem
ReplyDeleteMr man! Just admitt that you are hungry and save us all this spieling
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ReplyDeleteYou are very confused,fat ugly lady who need God's help.Just go to church and pray.
ReplyDeletepls any suger mommy that is going thru this am really interested mail me on [email protected]
ReplyDeleteWell, it all depends on the angle you from which you choose to look at it, for me I support the writer 50%. However, we must be it in mind that there is always a price tag. If there is any sugar mummy who is willing, I'm very much available. This is my email address. [email protected]
ReplyDeleteYou be mmmeeeeee!
DeleteAny interested mummy could contact via this email: [email protected].
ReplyDeleteChuks